Five!

August 21 marked five whole years since Kirby showed up on my doorstep in a FedEx box! Half a decade!!

Shellebration time!

…and I totally forgot to post about Kirby’s birthday here until now, more than two months later. Oops…

At least my party and cake were on time!

In an effort to not make this post even more untimely and because I took way too many photos (as always), I am not posting all our photos here like we usually do. Instead, I am posting some of my favorites and a link to the rest! (And backdating this post to Aug. 21 purely so that it will be easier to find in the future.)

These pictures are just as cute, late or not!

Right this way for the cutest birthday tortoise! →

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Happy World Turtle Day: Another Tiny Striped Turtle!

It’s World Turtle Day! Time to shellebrate with our annual tortle tower!

The striped turtles tower up again!

Of course, no World Turtle Day celebration would be complete without the cutest of tortoises!

The cutest tower base!

More tortle tower this way →

Happy New Year!

🎉🎩🐢 Happy 2018, friends! 🥂🍾✨🎊

Brunhilda and Kirby rang in 2018 with a special endive “cocktail” that was a lot harder to nom than expected…

This year, instead of me spending hours including all of Kirby’s holiday photos in a super long and late post, click here for Kirby’s New Year’s photos! Even better than uploading all those photos here, those links include captions for every photo (click on the photos on desktop to see the individual captions).

Plus, a belated Merry Christmas to all! Kirby got his very own Kirby-sized tree this year, complete with flashing lights…

Bonus Christmas NOPE from your favorite GRUMPface:

Click here for Kirby’s many Christmas photos!

Here’s to a nom-ful 2018! 😋❤️🐢

Bob-omb Tortoise

A belated happy Halloween from the cutest, grumpiest, and hungriest Bob-omb ever!

Now I really am da bomb!

This year, I tried something new and posted a serialized, weeklong story about Bob-omb Kirby and Mario on Tumblr, Facebook, and Instagram. That is why this post is so late: I didn’t want to spoil the story!

Shello, Mario!

Explosion of cute and crafty details right this way! →

Shellebrity!

Kirby is in a Google commercial!! Check him out at 0:14:

On top of that, Kirby made the news in England again!!

The Daily Mail also posted a cute edit of Kirby’s video on their Facebook videos page:

The video in the Google commercial and in the Daily Mail is of Kirby’s first strawberry, three years ago:

To top all of this off—I can’t believe I am saying this—this video is now up to over 1 MILLION VIEWS!? Kirby is a shellebrity!!