It’s almost time…


Fire and Noms. Kirby is Coming.

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Jack Shellington

🎶 Boys and girls of every age, wouldn’t you like to see something strange? Come with us and you will see … This was Tort-o-ween! Tort-o-ween! Tort-o-ween! 💀🎃🐢

What’s this? I can hear music in the air … There’s no reason I can find I couldn’t handle Christmas time. I bet I could improve it too, and that’s exactly what I’ll do! This year, Christmas will be ours!

A belated happy Halloween and merry Christmas from the one and only Jack Shellington!

Come this way for the Pumpkin King! →


August 21 marked five whole years since Kirby showed up on my doorstep in a FedEx box! Half a decade!!

Shellebration time!

…and I totally forgot to post about Kirby’s birthday here until now, more than two months later. Oops…

At least my party and cake were on time!

In an effort to not make this post even more untimely and because I took way too many photos (as always), I am not posting all our photos here like we usually do. Instead, I am posting some of my favorites and a link to the rest! (And backdating this post to Aug. 21 purely so that it will be easier to find in the future.)

These pictures are just as cute, late or not!

Right this way for the cutest birthday tortoise! →

Happy New Year!

🎉🎩🐢 Happy 2018, friends! 🥂🍾✨🎊

Brunhilda and Kirby rang in 2018 with a special endive “cocktail” that was a lot harder to nom than expected…

This year, instead of me spending hours including all of Kirby’s holiday photos in a super long and late post, click here for Kirby’s New Year’s photos! Even better than uploading all those photos here, those links include captions for every photo (click on the photos on desktop to see the individual captions).

Plus, a belated Merry Christmas to all! Kirby got his very own Kirby-sized tree this year, complete with flashing lights…

Bonus Christmas NOPE from your favorite GRUMPface:

Click here for Kirby’s many Christmas photos!

Here’s to a nom-ful 2018! 😋❤️🐢

Bob-omb Tortoise

A belated happy Halloween from the cutest, grumpiest, and hungriest Bob-omb ever!

Now I really am da bomb!

This year, I tried something new and posted a serialized, weeklong story about Bob-omb Kirby and Mario on Tumblr, Facebook, and Instagram. That is why this post is so late: I didn’t want to spoil the story!

Shello, Mario!

Explosion of cute and crafty details right this way! →