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Superman

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Happy Father’s Day!

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Superman!

Like many kids, I thought of my dad as Superman when I was growing up. Now that I am older, I know my dad isn’t perfect, but he will still always be Superman to me!

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Happy New Year!

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Happy 2021, friends! Good riddance to 2020! 🎉🎩🐢🥳🦕✨🎊

STOMPing out 2020 and GRUMPing in 2021!

Hopefully 2021 will be the year we can all stop wearing masks and go back to normal! (Since no one seems to have noticed yet, please note the tiny LEGO masks that I was way too excited about coming up with! 😷)

Three GRUMPs for 2021!

If, like me, you are still in holiday mode, keep the festive spirit going with this year’s Kirby Christmas videos! 🎅🎄🐢🦕🎁

Classic Kirby…
The most delicious Christmas miracle!

Click here for more Christmas photos and here for more New Year’s photos!

Wishing everyone a healthy, happy, and nom-ful 2021! 🥳💖🐢

Election Day Shellebrity!

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Kirby is on CNN!! Scroll all the way to the end of this link to see! 🌟🍓🐢

Same, CNN, same.

I can confirm Kirby is the best distraction from all the U.S. election news! 😎

This is the third time now that Kirby has made the news—and Kirby’s first strawberry video is now up to over 12 MILLION VIEWS!! My little GRUMP is such a shellebrity! 😤❤️🐢

Seven! (and Six!)

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Kirby has now been GRUMPing at me for seven whole years! It seems like just yesterday that a tiny confused hatchling showed up on my doorstep in a FedEx box!

Birthday boy and his BFF!

To mark this special occasion, I made Kirby a ginormous seven-layer birthday cake with his favorite foods: Two layers each of radicchio, watermelon, and apple, plus a layer of frilly kale and freshly picked homegrown clover garnishes!

Birthday shellebrations this way! →

(Virtual) ConGRADulations! #2

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Remember when baby Kirby graduated with a degree in nom-ology? With (virtual) graduation season in full swing again, it was high time to make Kirby a new, bigger graduation cap and diploma!

Say shello to the big boy graduate!

The newest doctorate of GRUMP-ology!

Keep the shellebration going!